Ineffable Ontological Detanglement > Cultural Conditioning

We all seem to think we're looked upon by the rest of the world favourably. And, we, basically are, but not like we think we are. We're in our own little world as well. We're... America influenced. That's what it's called. People who come to our country do need to isolate a little for a reason. We're a little off as well.

The public presentation false blank polite Canadian persona that horror locks anybody out of being a public asshole, that one is perfectly fine, that is very proper use of public persona.

However the secondary persona, the workplace school lesser social gathering false image persona, this one drifts a little too far into America places. We're not trying to ram it into our core, however we are a little bit trying to ram it into our ego. At least we don't take it home with us, we don't take it to parties, but, it's still a little too much.

All of the American cultural conditioning relating to hearing somebody yell in public, that all applies to us as well. We have a slightly smaller percentage of our population locked into it, but the ones who are locked into it take it just as seriously. However the first time you see an American at our university observing with happy judgement everyone goes "WOAH WHAT THE FUCK." I was thinking I know, I've been observing this kind of thing on the internet since I was very young, you've never met one of these things in person, it's ALARMING, what the fuck is happy judgement? Do not yell at it. Do not make fun of it. It reinforces itself. This is the shield. This one does not have his American security detail, he's all alone, but, I still wouldn't test it.

A little bit of the other American cultural conditionings apply to us as well, however quite a bit lighter. Many of you have flattened yourself at the media, but, at least Canada offers us an option, we're offered an out, we're not forced to do this or else ostracized.

We seem to be conditioned to cling to there's a Canada. There's not so much. There's a little bit of a Canada, a tiny bit, but it most certainly isn't poutine and hockey. Just knock it off, you're embarrassing the rest of us, stop trying to display this to the rest of the planet. We're much happier being a nothing culture that embraces mass multiculturalism. Oh you want a culture? Well. Look at it. It's poutine and hockey. KNOCK IT OFF.

There's... There's like three or four better not that significant things to cling to than poutine and hockey. It would look a lot more intelligent if you clung to those. But. Stop clinging to anything.

NO AMERICA, that was not a sad statement. Nobody cares. NO THAT WAS NOT A SAD STATEMENT EITHER. EVERYBODY FUCKING SHUT UP.

Oh, but, we need to refine our self serving judgement of America. There are a lot of things to judge... On the war of 1812, just leave it alone, they need to be in their own little world. Yes no technically we were Britain but it's still Canada it doesn't mean anything it doesn't matter this is about them we need to let them be in their own little world. They live within rewritten history and semi-rewritten technicality of term definition. HOWEVER, when it comes to our judgement of America... We went the peaceful route and they went the mean bad angry route. No, had they not opened the door with their violent freedom maneuver we would not have been given that option. You're looking right at the boundaries of happy judgement, other countries don't do their self serving judgement of other countries like that.

You want to dement your psyche? Turn yourself into a nationalistic Canadian and then learn all that means is poutine and hockey and we went the peaceful route. Now you yourself are only poutine and hockey and we went the peaceful route. You may well end up starting to speak in the non-existent accent we accidentally gave America to help them make fun of us.

Oh, and, Tim Hortons... SHUT UP. Look, look at what you're doing. You're demonstrating nationalism. Big fat grand display of all nationalism is by being the stupidest country to ever adopt nationalism. Go fucking tell the planet all us people have a heritage, a warm friendly heritage of poutine and hockey and we went the peaceful route and Tim Hortons. I'm not embarrassed for Canada, it doesn't mean anything to me, but you're making a lot of people embarrassed for Canada. You are a big fat fucking farce of entire concept of nationalism needs to go away, it does this. It presents it's nationalism to all of the other nationalists and now they think every single Canadian is poutine and hockey and we went the peaceful route and Tim Hortons. See? YOU PERSONALLY don't get to be proud of country because this is all it means. Yeah it's good coffee I like your coffee. SHUT UP. We're a little off as well.